Matt Marshall

22 Posts with Tag tea (All tags)

Never thought I'd be happy about voltages but after two weeks in Canada with their stupid 110 volt kettles I am so happy that I can make a brew without a twenty minute wait

tea voltage kettles

I'm not sure why it always surprises me, but it does. Tea is actually the best. It always makes me feel a lot better, like a hug from the inside.

tea feels sad

Benefits of drinking around a litre of tea and a litre water in the mornings: super hydrated, feel great, healthy kidneys.

Drawbacks: needing the loo constantly between 1030 and 1400 :-/

life tea water

Is there a word to describe the feeling you get when someone buys you an enormous box of tea but it's a brand you don't like and you're incredibly grateful because it's such a lovely gesture but then you try to make a cup of tea and try your best to like it but it tastes manky but then you feel guilty for feeling that way and then you feel bad for being so choosy about tea but tea's important to you and now you have around 250 manky brews to look forward to but you love the person who brought you the tea and don't want to not drink them and you wish you were less choosy and really the person was just trying to help and it's been one of the nicest gestures someone's made for you in a long time and then you're overwhelmed with gratitude and then you take another sip of tea but it tastes manky and then it starts over again.

Is there a word for that?

tea gratitude

Buy tea in bulk to alleviate tea woes -> Time delivery to coincide with use of last teabag -> forget to bring tea home #tea

tea