Matt Marshall

3 Posts with Tag crisps (All tags)

Eating an entire sharebag of crisps is valid and beautiful but you may be perceived as a barbarian by others. The trick, I've found, is to first decant them into a bowl. That way your scoffing appears classy and measured.

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I breathed a sigh of relief as the pringles in Sainsbury's went off of discount but they've just brought Ben & Jerry's on offer and I have decided that this is now a capitalist plot to ruin my gains and stop the rise of the swoletariat

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