Eating an entire sharebag of crisps is valid and beautiful but you may be perceived as a barbarian by others. The trick, I've found, is to first decant them into a bowl. That way your scoffing appears classy and measured.

Jeff Bezos donating $10bn to fight climate change is definitely a reactionary tactic to try take out the potentially revolutionary element. Also PAY YOUR TAXES JEFF. You corporate scrounger.

If you can type rhythm correctly first time then why are you lying to everyone shut up.

I find it funny that I'm comfortable with any colour of post-it note except for plain white ones. They just look like someone's cut up some printer paper and it makes my skin crawl.